Eating Well In the Year of the Witcher

Amidst their epic quest to defeat the minions of Neoliberalism, two of our fearless-but-far-from-solvent adventurers, Chimpu (a recent graduate of primate studies at the Miami Zoo) and Babykuma (fourteenth second cousin of Monokuma), took the time to decorate a melon with ancient magical glyphs of stunning power:

After dispatching the melon, it was on to partake of this luscious waterfowl, baked to holiday perfection:

Onwards to yum!