Friday, May 9, 2014

It's a Bird, It's a Plane... Better Still, It's A B-E-A-R


For all its wondrous innovations, today's videogame culture has lacked one crucial element which precludes it from true greatness.

This element is, of course, bears.

I'm happy to report that a brave developer has taken up the challenge, in the form of Bear Simulator. Developer John Farjay launched a Kickstarter campaign to finance the game, and ended up receiving far more money than he expected (proving that the pool of gamers hungry for Bear Greatness is not small). Videos are here. Monokuma approves!

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Musical Interlude: The Colors


To refresh our faith in the human spirit, some awesome art-house rock from Mongolia -- check out The Colors' Mind Oddity. Mongolia has long been one of the most successful of the post-Soviet states, with a dynamic economy and a flourishing democracy. More recently, it's been producing some fantastic digital media. The Mongolian lyrics:

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Нүдээ нээхэд гүн цэнхэр өнгө
Зүүдэнд баймаар их одод нисэж байна
Хөвөн хөвөн ширтсээр
Зөөлөн зөөлөн шивэрсээр

Зүүдлээд байна уу гэж бодхоор
Зөвхөн надруу анивчин мишээнэ
Хөвөн хөвөн шивэрсээр
Зөөлөн зөөлөн ширтсээр
Хараагүй загас ч хайрлан живмээр
Харц салгаж чадахгүй тэр гэгээ
Харанхуй тэнгэрээс гялбан дусалж
Мөрөөдлийг минь гэрэлтүүлнэ

Тэнгэрт би гарчихвуу гэлтэй түмэн одод
Усны мандал дээр хөвөн улам ойртсоор байна
Шүүрээд шүүрээд тэвэрсээр
Уусан уусан живсээр
Чи бол гэгээ
Би харанхуй
Чамайг хайралваас би юу ч харахгүй
Би хаана зогсохоо мэдэхгүй давалгаалж
Чамайг өөрөөсөө түлхэн явууллаа....
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My Google-based English translation, which is probably drastically wrong (email me if you have a better version):

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Open your eyes, deep blue color
Wishing for a dream of flying stars
Cotton, cotton watching
Soft, soft layers

Dreamt of that backdoor
Just call me a flashing machine
Cotton, cotton layers
Softly, softly watching
A fish blindly in love, in the stream
Look, he can't distinguish the light
Darkness, the heavens trembling, falling
Lighting up my dreams

In the heavens the stars parade like faithful people, the waters are getting closer and cottony
Wipe, wipe, clinging
Drink, drink, the stream
You are the light
I'm the shadow
Marking your edges, I don't see anything, I don't know where to stand, the deluge took you

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The video is outstanding. There are a number of ingenious references to several of Eurasia's leading media cultures, as well as to Hideaki Anno's live-action film, Ceremony Day, all of which are far too good to spoil here.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Against the Europe of The Plutocrats, For the Europe of the People

At long last, the people of Europe are beginning to push back against euroliberalism and its toxic byproducts, neo-nationalism, militarism and war. Celebrated economist Emmanuel Piketty issued this call for transforming Europe's economic policies from nightmarish austerity into eco-friendly growth.

The folks at Progressive Economy issued a similar call for change (text available here).

Finally, Yanis Varoufakis endorsed Alexis Tsipras for the post of President of the European Commission.

2014 is the year when Europe must decide: continued austerity means ever more wealth in the hands of ever fewer plutocrats, and a downwards spiral of mass misery, ethnic hatred, compensatory militarism, violence and ultimately war (imagine Ukraine's troubles, magnified by one million) swamp everyone else. The alternative is an end to austerity, and eco-investment in prosperity for all.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Putin's Murderers

OK. I have now officially had it with Putinism's thuggery, lies and now mass murder... and I'm not even Ukrainian.

For reasons best left to the psychohistorians, certain Leftist have convinced themselves that Ukraine's February uprising was led by "fascists" and that the uprising in eastern Ukraine is "people's democracy". This is hogwash so toxic and noncredible, that I must seriously ask what psychotropic drugs they are using, because they are hallucinating. 

Ukraine has an elected parliament, the press is remarkably free, and citizens can demonstrate and assemble in public spaces as they wish.

So why all the trouble? Because for the past month, Putinism's state-owned media has run the most despicable and toxic lies, smearing the people of Ukraine as anti-Semitic hooligans and latterday Nazis. Never mind the fact that anti-semitism is far more prevalent in Russia than in Ukraine. And never mind the fact that there is no fascist junta running Ukraine, just an interim President who will step down soon. In February, Ukrainians peacefully overthrew Yanukovych's thuggish kleptocracy, which had bankrupted the country by stealing energy-rents from the gas pipelines. Presidential elections are scheduled for May 25, just three weeks from now.

The only instability has been caused by Putin's regime. Since February 28, Putinism has armed, trained and financed thugs -- including this Russian colonel who lives in Moscow -- to terrorize locals, sack police stations, kidnap neutral OSCE observers (they've since been released), and torture and murder dissidents.

Most recently and most horribly, pro-Kremlin thugs used automatic weapons to shoot unarmed marchers in Odessa (close-up here).

Yes, those are automatic rifles being used for mass murder.

Enraged by the killings and by a complete abdication of police responsibility (some police may have been pro-Kremlin sympathizers, but most probably just lost their nerve), a pro-Ukrainian crowd spontaneously gathered, threw rocks at the shooters, and chased them back to their home base in a local government building.

What happened next is less clear. We know the two sides threw Molotov cocktails at each other, the building caught fire, and that somewhere between fifteen and thirty people inside died of smoke inhalation. The responsibility for the fire is unclear -- none of the video evidence taken by citizen journalists at the scene suggests anything like a conscious plan to burn down the building. One of the videos does show a fire starting inside the building on the third floor, inside an unbroken window. There were no pro-Ukrainians inside the building at the time, so it could be that the pro-Kremlin crowd accidentally started the fire by dropping or mishandling a Molotov of their own -- hopefully the EU will do an independent investigation to determine precisely what happened.

Once the building caught fire, the pro-Ukrainian crowd spontaneously organized a rescue mission, climbing into the building and saving countless pro-Kremlin protesters. Yes, that's right -- even after being shot at, the Ukrainians did the right thing, and saved as many lives as they could.

This is what Putinism has consistently failed to understand about Ukraine, or about the Ukrainian revolution. Ordinary Ukrainians are not following orders from Washington or carrying out some malign CIA plot. They are simply acting like the free citizens of a genuine democracy.

Putinism's brief window of opportunity to covertly destabilize its neighbor has passed. 

If Putin's generals are seriously contemplating military action, they should look closely at the footage from Odessa. Those young Ukrainians were not afraid of confronting AK-47s with cobblestones. You don't even want to think of the hellstorm they would unleash with precision anti-tank and anti-air weapons. If history teaches one lesson, it's that anyone who invades a Slavic nation digs their own grave. You have been warned.

Friday, May 2, 2014

OdessaMaidan

Live from Ukraine, it's Act 2 of the Ukrainian revolution -- the moment when the seeds of the EuroMaidan, planted during the hard winter of 2013, begin to sprout over the rest of Ukraine. In Odessa, one of the Kremlin's rent-a-mobs tried to disrupt a pro-unity march with brickbats and violence. One of Putinism's thugs  went so far as to shoot and kill a passerby (apparently, it was someone who was not part of the pro-unity march). In response, the people of Odessa flooded into the streets, building barricades and tossing rocks.

Watch Odessa, magical city, home of Isaac Babel, Battleship Potemkin and the Duke, reclaim its dignity and humanity.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Celebrating May Day: Baby Superpower (Citizen Journalism) Turns 3

One of the most surprising consequences of the rise of citizen journalism, which has now turned three years old -- and by citizen journalism, we mean the digital diffusion of the tools, skills, and distribution networks of traditional journalism among large numbers of citizens in almost every major nation on the planet -- is its effect on the work of traditional scholars, researchers, journalists and cultural theorists. Many of these latter have become obsolete almost overnight, for the simple reason that they do not understand the power of these new digital tools, and have ignored the proliferation of networked transnational audiences.

This first became obvious in the wake of the Arab Spring, which showed that nearly all the traditional observers and analysts of the Middle East were utterly wrong about... well, everything. Arab cultures are not innately reactionary or pro-dictatorship, women played a huge role in the various Arab revolutions, the masses organized themselves without leaders or authoritarian parties, and numerous facets of popular culture (everything from rap music to soccer clubs) generated lively forms of political contestation.

Why did the experts get it so wrong? For the most part, it was because most of them were following (some consciously, and some unconsciously) two of the most mainstream and widespread narrative stereotypes about the industrializing world. The first is what can be called negative Orientalism, and the second is positive Orientalism -- or put more pithily, Global Southophobia and Southophilia. The first is the toxic defamation of any aspect of an industrializing nation or society as regressive and evil (e.g. Islamophobia, Iranophobia or Sinophobia). The second is the equally toxic glorification of an industrializing nation as emancipatory and good.

These stereotypes are not new. They are the 21st century variants of those hoary chestnuts of 18th century Enlightenment thinking, the Oriental despot and the Noble Savage, respectively.

To see the toxic effects of Southophobia, consider the sad fate of Seymour Hersh, once the dean of US investigative journalism. Recently, Hersh went completely over the bend with crackpot allegations that Turkey's government was somehow responsible for the Assad dictatorship's murderous campaign of poison gas attacks on Syrian citizens. Hersh's only source of evidence for his allegations (reported on here) was insider government gossip.

But there is a massive trove of medical and forensic evidence, assembled by UN investigators and by Syrian citizen journalists, as to the real source of the chemical attacks: artillery shells fired from Assadist positions, shells which used massive amounts of sarin which only the Syrian government could stockpile, weaponize and deploy in the field (blogger Brown-Moses assembles the overwhelming evidence pointing to Assadist guilt here).

The simplest reason for Hersh's mistake is that he is still locked into a model of investigative journalism where the point is to get some government or corporate insider to leak some crucial piece of information. This strategy had some usefulness in the context of the Cold War-era mass media of the US, but doesn't work terribly well in the epoch of digital information abundance (Brown-Moses worked closely with a wide range of weapons and medical experts to uncover the truth). The deeper reason, though, is that Hersh clearly thinks of Turkey as a military dictatorship, a land of viziers and pashas.

This is absurd. Turkey is a democracy, with a vibrant free press and multiple forms of citizen mobilization and electoral contestation. It's far from a perfect democracy, with plenty of authoritarian legacies, everywhere from its inability to acknowledge the Ottoman genocide of Armenians to its mistreatment of its Kurdish citizens, but it has undergone a sweeping and genuine democratization over the past twenty years. 

The second major stereotype is Southophoria. One of the best examples of this ailment is the amazing inability of self-proclaimed Leftists to comprehend that tinpot dictators such as Qaddafi, Ben Ali, and Assad were never anti-capitalist, but were brutal comprador thugs, postmodern paddyrollers who ran their countries like semi-feudal plantations for the ultimate benefit of Big Money. A more subtle and sophisticated version of this same disease is apparent in the recent work of historian Stephen F. Cohen.

Cohen was once a cogent and reasonably well-informed observer of Russian history and society. More recently, however, he has become a completely uncritical cheerleader of Putinism, the toxic and regressive ideology of ethnonationalism and Russo-imperialism which legitimates the rule of Russia's thuggish siloviki and plundering plutocrats. The latest sign of this degeneration is Cohen's truly lunatic accusation that Obama's mild sanctions on Russia (travel bans on a few high-ranking officials and small banks, nothing major) are tantamount to starting a second Cold War.

Really, Cohen? Are you unaware that Russia invaded the Crimean district of Ukraine with 20,000 troops, despite there being no threat to ethnic Russians or to Russia itself? You do realize that existing national boundaries cannot simply be unilaterally revoked by armed force, without triggering the most terrible wars? Are you aware that Putinism's undemocratic, state-controlled media continues to broadcast the most outrageous lies and threats against the people of Ukraine, including sponsoring armed, violent thugs who are murdering Ukrainian citizens? Or that Putinism has criminalized Russia's internet, making dissent impossible? Or that Putin's puppet parliament authorized the use of Russian armed forces on the territory of Ukraine?

The job of historians is to weigh and evaluate objective evidence. All the objective evidence at our disposal suggests that Russian imperialism is as ugly, murderous and poisonous as any other imperialism on this planet. If Cohen has evidence to suggest otherwise, then by all means present it. Otherwise, his legitimation of the crimes of Russian imperialism is as despicable as the legitimation of the criminal US invasion of Iraq by US media pundits and Orientalist ideologues.