Things To Do While Waiting For Hours Only To Discover Your Foodstamp Benefits Have Been Revoked

1. Listen to Bolivian rap group Ukamau Y Ke's fire-breathing 2007 album Para La Raza. 
2. Calculate how many millions of taxpayer dollars Jamie "Tapeworm" Dimon steals per hour, minute and second.
3. Plot destruction of transnational capitalism -- then decide not to bother, because the monster is liquidating itself with commendable alacrity, Marx be praised.
4. Dream up "WWFBD" ("What Would Fran and Balthier Do") memes.
5. Play entire sound-track of Final Fantasy 12. Twice.