Sunday, November 21, 2010

Chimeriducation

[Crackle and hiss of shortwave radio.]

To all survivors, a message to all survivors --

this is a special transmission from the Midwestern front. Repeat, a special transmission from the Midwestern front.

East Coast insurgents have decoded an important Chimeran broadcast, directed at all Chimeran feeding-centers. The decoded message reads, quote:


The New Norming: Feeding More Chimera With Less Humans
Secretary Orn E. Chimeran's Remarks at Chimerican Ingestion Institute
November 17, 2010

I am here to talk today about what has been called the New Norming. For the next several years, preschool, K-12, and postsecondary eradicators are likely to face the challenge of feeding more Chimera with less humans.



Unquote. The broadcast signala a new wave of Chimeran attacks on all survivors. Repeat, new wave of Chimeran attacks on all survivors. Be alert for any activity around Chimeran feeding-centers.

This concludes our special transmission.

To all members of the East Coast Resistance... we broadcast. We fight. We survive.

To all members of the Earth... свободы, humanity, 阻力!

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