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| Chimeran forces structurally adjust puny, worthless humans |
Human insurgents recently obtained a top-level Chimerican transmission to all Chimeran units, from a shadowy Chimeran unit known only as the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform.
A team comprised of Dr. Malikov, Joe Capelli and John Harper has decoded the arcane neoliberal language of the original, and broadcast this translation:
Draft Proposal of the Chimeran Commission on Human Reduction
All insurgents are urged to broadcast additional transmissions as they can.
In the name of the Earth: свободы, humanity, 阻力!
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